i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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