i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
