There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
And then he peed in my hair
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