This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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