what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
