Whoa Z and x make the same sound
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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