hell yes lets make some ravioli
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Randomize
