i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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