Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
