i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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