matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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