oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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