Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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