dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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