And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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