They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
