so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I have tasted many bathrooms
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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