I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Drunk is not a location!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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