you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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