If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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