what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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