Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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