Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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