I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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