Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you would pick up someone in the library
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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