also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
