i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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