i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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