Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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