Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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