I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
