I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It's shark week go big or go home
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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