escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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