Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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