also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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