I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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