Sponge bath it is.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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