i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I feel like a drive thru vagina
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
