reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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