she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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