i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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