OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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