just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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