He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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