Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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