i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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