my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
bring money and cleavage
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize
