I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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