worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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