@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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