She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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