Non-Jews are for practice
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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