Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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