Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
