3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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