She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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